Make an audiobook for House of Leaves by Mark Danielewski?

I don’t care if we have to get a group of blind people claiming they actually want to “read” it and sue the publisher and/or the author based on discrimination. The text is too hard to follow, I know I’m not the only person out there who wants an audiobook. Who do I send emails to? Let’s make a stand!
I find the text too hard to follow, probably due to my inability to sit still to read it for more than six seconds.

Let’s get an audiobook read by sir ian mckellan. If ther is a petition I’ll sign it.,

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